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  1. 02-12-10, 20:31 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    If you can do that I am up for offers of marriage and unseemly sex.
    Would it be okay to go for the unseemly sex, without the marriage part?

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Would it be okay to go for the unseemly sex, without the marriage part?
    Nope. I want the babies. I want the Gaeltecht. I want the full monty
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I do. I need a hug and a cocktail and a moment of foot rubbing. If you can do that I am up for offers of marriage and unseemly sex.
    PM sent with travel itinerary .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Lucy.... Im in Wexford you are in Londonderry ...... mmmmmmm
    Nope, I am at home. I am snowed in, miserable, and low on lemons. I shall be there though, soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Nope, I am at home. I am snowed in, miserable, and low on lemons. I shall be there though, soon.
    Damn .... Im on my way to Londonderry ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Nope. I want the babies. I want the Gaeltecht. I want the full monty
    And here I was thinking the advantage of escorts was that there were no strings attached.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    And here I was thinking the advantage of escorts was that there were no strings attached.
    Golly, no. I am very complicated
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Look. I will tell you for the final time..when I see a car I don't care about the horse power, the consumption, the safety or the economy. I like the pretty colour, the roof, the little badge and the cute little button I can press so I can put more luggage in. I know I am an idiot, but that is it.

    I am also a demon parker and brilliant navigator, so leave me alone.
    Same taste in cars as myself Lucy only I am a good parker but terrible navigator
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I am now wet. Soaking. I just dug my car out of the snow, skidded back and realised this has to be the worst joke ever.

    Did you know that on the 1st of October all Swedes fit snow chains or double width snow tires?
    Did you know that in Russia this is considered a flurry?
    In Germany, where it is FAR WORSE, the autobahn is clear.

    In England, people slept in their cars on the M25.
    In Ireland, it is reduced to a skating rink
    Yet this was forecast a week ago.

    This is ABSOLUTE CRAP. WHERE ON EARTH IS THE PLANNING?
    I keep telling you to buy a Range Rover
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    If you can do that I am up for offers of marriage and unseemly sex.
    What about the babies, are you still asking about the babies?
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