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    Default Even when we listen we still get it wrong!

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you fucking retard!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeynut View Post

    the moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

    always!!!
    Last edited by Shirley Joy; 01-12-10 at 21:46.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shirleyy View Post
    always!!! :d:d:d
    Sorry Shirleyy..did you say something??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Sorry Shirleyy..did you say something??
    yeahh..feckin' caps lock


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    Quote Originally Posted by shirleyy View Post
    yeahh..feckin' caps lock
    Sorry..What?

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    See Shirleyy .... I do open some good threads ..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    See Shirleyy .... I do open some good threads ..........
    name one please...i missed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    name one please...i missed it
    Who's side are you on ya tool (tm Benny)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Who's side are you on ya tool (tm Benny)
    i dunno ...if its you and me ...then me

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