Woodles of Wood?
A woodchuck should chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck
A woodchuck shouldn't chuck any wood because a woodchuck can't chuck wood
Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a wouldchuck should chuck wood, why would a woodchuck chuck some wood?
Sam, lay off the sauce, FFS!!!
Woodles of Wood?
You been at the waccy baccy again Sam ?
The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us
Sam keep on taking the tablets and double dose in cold weather