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    Default What not to say when booking an escort

    1. Hi this is Benin here .....
    2. Hi this is Benny here ....
    3. I'm from Galway ....
    4. I'm from Cork ....
    5. Will you take 160 .....
    6. I'm a Trusted Reviewer .....
    7. ya tool (tm Benny) .....

    You may add to this list but please remember that the word Monkeynut is copyright and cannot be used in any form .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    1. Hi this is Benin here .....
    2. Hi this is Benny here ....
    3. I'm from Galway ....
    4. I'm from Cork ....
    5. Will you take €160 .....
    6. I'm a Trusted Reviewer .....
    7. ya tool (tm Benny) .....

    You may add to this list but please remember that the word Monkeynut is copyright and cannot be used in any form .....
    and as long as you dont use the name you will get on fine with the escort.

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    8. I know Benny...
    9. I dont really know him...but I heard of Benny in passing.
    10. Monkeynut recommends you....

    3 more phone slammers....
    Last edited by JAMESCORK; 30-11-10 at 18:00. Reason: Ya tool (tm Benin) Benny

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    11.yes dear its perfectly normal for me to use your laptop and username to post my name is jimbop.
    Last edited by benin; 30-11-10 at 18:16. Reason: why do you keep dragging that up?

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    12. Are you willing to haggle?
    13. Does my ass look big in these Levi's?
    14. I love you

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    15. Im one of the MODS you know.... you do and for free...wow...ok, what time then.....No not that one I'm Sammy...Eh , hello...hellooooo.

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    16. It is OnlyMe....
    17. The is a recession on....
    18. You know, there are girls out there charging less....
    19. Does that price include...(runs through a laundry list, that can't begin to be fulfilled in 2 hrs)
    20. Can I stick it up your bumhole?.....
    Last edited by Violette; 30-11-10 at 18:32.

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    20. "I'm Jimbop... Look into my breasts, no not around the breasts, look into them! You're under! Am I now good looking?"
    Last edited by samlad; 30-11-10 at 18:32.

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    20.can i use number 20 aswell ...or do i go to 21?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    20.can i use number 20 aswell ...or do i go to 21?
    22. You may... I think Jimbo needs some things reitterating so that the message sinks in. (Bless him!)

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