I'm cold and worse than that

[benin]

I'd rather have my goolies frozen and served to me in a stick than watch Xfactor, celebrity whatsit and all those other "talent" shows that seem to go on for ever.

Bring back Monkey Magic. It was properly crap but I loved it.

what the fuck was monkey magic?....was it monkeynut playing card tricks on a bus?

[Tentative Toe]

what the fuck was monkey magic?....was it monkeynut playing card tricks on a bus?

Oh, the young,
just look at these special effects, could have been made this morning.

[wellhungchap]

Oh, the young,
just look at these special effects, could have been made this morning.

i fucking love "Monkey".. deedin now i do be th'singing the theme song adin inside in me own offive, whilst pulling chest hairs and blowing on them whilst waving them in front of my face, then getting adin inside in a cloud whats got a big bastard machine gun on it, then after the cloud drives me to where i want to gan, im going to jump off it, and absolutely fucking destroy some enemies, whilst my big eared friend "Pigsy" snorts at that fish faced cunt whose name escapes me............. id say

[benin]

i fucking love "Monkey".. deedin now i do be th'singing the theme song adin inside in me own offive, whilst pulling chest hairs and blowing on them whilst waving them in front of my face, then getting adin inside in a cloud whats got a big bastard machine gun on it, then after the cloud drives me to where i want to gan, im going to jump off it, and absolutely fucking destroy some enemies, whilst my big eared friend "Pigsy" snorts at that fish faced cunt whose name escapes me............. id say

i'm none the wiser now ....still enjoyed reading that anyway lol

[ThomasJ]

i'm none the wiser now ....still enjoyed reading that anyway lol

Was a great show in the early 80's - with all the re runs on don't know how the TV people missed this one.

[Experienced Punter esq]

great all the same on days like this where u can keep your hands nice & warm inside your underpants wrapped around your hot pumping blood filled mickey..

[benin]

great all the same on days like this where u can keep your hands nice & warm inside your underpants wrapped around your hot pumping blood filled mickey..

off topic.....and disturbing image aswell