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    Escorts, where are you? This is your chance to improve your clients.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
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    Who wants to be perfect? I'm paying the bill, I am perfect

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    pfft............................
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    The perfect client is the one the escort finds attractive also, therefore it is win win for her. Personality can be attractive too its not all about looks.

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    Perfect client?

    Weeelll. Each to their own, and I am afraid we are all different. I like good communication skills, polite and coherent manners and speech, punctuality and a small sense of humour. I do not appreciate being pinched, prodded poked or pissed off. Gentle and respectful is the way to go.I don't like to discuss money in person or on the telephone, just leave it somewhere, I will never discuss services on the telephone, and I don't expect to have to show you how to efficiently wash. After that, if you can bring the interest I will bring the rest.

    If you dont do these things I beat you to death with my dildo
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Perfect client?

    Weeelll. Each to their own, and I am afraid we are all different. I like good communication skills, polite and coherent manners and speech, punctuality and a small sense of humour. I do not appreciate being pinched, prodded poked or pissed off. Gentle and respectful is the way to go.I don't like to discuss money in person or on the telephone, just leave it somewhere, I will never discuss services on the telephone, and I don't expect to have to show you how to efficiently wash. After that, if you can bring the interest I will bring the rest.

    If you dont do these things I beat you to death with my dildo
    As one who has had the pleasure of your company I can concur with what you say , but I never got the dildo treatment next time maybe .lol doc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Perfect client?

    Weeelll. Each to their own, and I am afraid we are all different. I like good communication skills, polite and coherent manners and speech, punctuality and a small sense of humour. I do not appreciate being pinched, prodded poked or pissed off. Gentle and respectful is the way to go.I don't like to discuss money in person or on the telephone, just leave it somewhere, I will never discuss services on the telephone, and I don't expect to have to show you how to efficiently wash. After that, if you can bring the interest I will bring the rest.

    If you dont do these things I beat you to death with my dildo
    my god that takes me back ,that was our family grace before meals
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Perfect client?

    Weeelll. Each to their own, and I am afraid we are all different. I like good communication skills, polite and coherent manners and speech, punctuality and a small sense of humour. I do not appreciate being pinched, prodded poked or pissed off. Gentle and respectful is the way to go.I don't like to discuss money in person or on the telephone, just leave it somewhere, I will never discuss services on the telephone, and I don't expect to have to show you how to efficiently wash. After that, if you can bring the interest I will bring the rest.

    If you dont do these things I beat you to death with my dildo
    OR MEEEEEE!!!! I Fit all your critera!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Perfect client?

    I don't like to discuss money in person or on the telephone, just leave it somewhere
    Can I leave it in my pocket? :-)
    Sorry couldn't resist it.

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    Whats the best customer in any business? The one (tolerable) who pays the most on a regular basis. For an escort because of the nature of the work throw in the word tolerable.

    sincerely,
    Westside.
    Last edited by Westsidex; 28-11-10 at 12:19.

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