What makes the perfect client?

[dr love]

Perfect client?

Weeelll. Each to their own, and I am afraid we are all different. I like good communication skills, polite and coherent manners and speech, punctuality and a small sense of humour. I do not appreciate being pinched, prodded poked or pissed off. Gentle and respectful is the way to go.I don't like to discuss money in person or on the telephone, just leave it somewhere, I will never discuss services on the telephone, and I don't expect to have to show you how to efficiently wash. After that, if you can bring the interest I will bring the rest.

If you dont do these things I beat you to death with my dildo

As one who has had the pleasure of your company I can concur with what you say , but I never got the dildo treatment next time maybe .lol doc.