What makes the perfect client?

**Lucy Chambers** · 28-11-10, 14:35

Originally Posted by OnlyMe

Obviously not in your shower, that would be disgusting.
I ment in my car before going in

So what do you do with the by product? Use it to keep warm?

**anon361** · 28-11-10, 15:50

I just don't understand why guys jerk off before going to see a lady, whether I cum in 1 or 30 mins, ejaculating is only a small part of visiting a lady. Too much emphasis is put on how long you can last IMO.
BTW, not a perfect client but if Carlsberg done clients I'd be their premium product lol

**OnlyMe** · 28-11-10, 16:01

Originally Posted by anon361

I just don't understand why guys jerk off before going to see a lady, whether I cum in 1 or 30 mins, ejaculating is only a small part of visiting a lady. Too much emphasis is put on how long you can last IMO.
BTW, not a perfect client but if Carlsberg done clients I'd be their premium product lol

Obviously in my case I jerk off twice

**nicegirlsarenice** · 28-11-10, 16:57

I don't like the idea of bringing chocolates. You don't know the woman and also, she may be trying not to eat chocolate as it's a bad thing.

So no, bringing chocolates is definitely not a requirement for being a perfect client.

**ChiefHandker** · 28-11-10, 17:03

Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

I don't like the idea of bringing chocolates. You don't know the woman and also, she may be trying not to eat chocolate as it's a bad thing.

So no, bringing chocolates is definitely not a requirement for being a perfect client.

I completely agree, bring them a loaf of bread or a salad instead.

**Violette** · 28-11-10, 17:04

Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

I don't like the idea of bringing chocolates. You don't know the woman and also, she may be trying not to eat chocolate as it's a bad thing.

So no, bringing chocolates is definitely not a requirement for being a perfect client.

I doubt most ladies would use the words perfect and client in conjunction with your name.

**ciara** · 28-11-10, 17:11

come to limerick and you'l find out there pretty perfect here!!!!

i like action lol so not too much of this lying about cuddlin that what teddies are for , good hard rough action oooh and lots of dirty talk n a bita spanking now thats a fun time

**Bodkin** · 28-11-10, 20:34

Originally Posted by OnlyMe

Obviously in my case I jerk off twice

How about every time you feel like "contributing" to a thread here you just jerk off instead? Preferably Michael Hutchence style.

**Lucy Chambers** · 28-11-10, 20:38

Originally Posted by ChiefHandker

I completely agree, bring them a loaf of bread or a salad instead.

God yep. And a jar of Mayo. World class client

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