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    We've just had the question: "what makes the perfect escort" so it's got me wondering if the ladies would tell us how to be the perfect client? (Or at least if not perfect, then the best we can be.)

    Also guys: how do you conduct yourselves? What little rituals do you have? Do you make any effort to give a good impression or do figure that you don't have to & all the effort is on the escort's side? Do you in fact care at all what an escort thinks of you or do you even consider what impression you are making?

    As for the other obvious question: who is the perfect escort - I know the answer to that but I can't say yet, however the good news is that She will be back soon!

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    Be respectful , confident , good hygiene ,and chocolate seems to work for me .; doc;
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    Do people bring you chocolate, or do you do a good job anyway? :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    Do people bring you chocolate, or do you do a good job anyway? :-)
    I hope I do , but I meet people when they are at a low ebb,but I have never got chocolate yet .
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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    Escorts, where are you? This is your chance to improve your clients.

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    Who wants to be perfect? I'm paying the bill, I am perfect

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    pfft............................
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    The perfect client is the one the escort finds attractive also, therefore it is win win for her. Personality can be attractive too its not all about looks.

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    Perfect client?

    Weeelll. Each to their own, and I am afraid we are all different. I like good communication skills, polite and coherent manners and speech, punctuality and a small sense of humour. I do not appreciate being pinched, prodded poked or pissed off. Gentle and respectful is the way to go.I don't like to discuss money in person or on the telephone, just leave it somewhere, I will never discuss services on the telephone, and I don't expect to have to show you how to efficiently wash. After that, if you can bring the interest I will bring the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodkin View Post
    We've just had the question: "what makes the perfect escort" so it's got me wondering if the ladies would tell us how to be the perfect client? (Or at least if not perfect, then the best we can be.)

    Also guys: how do you conduct yourselves? What little rituals do you have? Do you make any effort to give a good impression or do figure that you don't have to & all the effort is on the escort's side? Do you in fact care at all what an escort thinks of you or do you even consider what impression you are making?

    As for the other obvious question: who is the perfect escort - I know the answer to that but I can't say yet, however the good news is that She will be back soon!
    for me the perfect client is the person who respect the escort,who doesn't treat her like sex machine,like an object. the perfect client must enjoy the time not because he paid....he need to enjoy the company of the lady,the pleasure that she gaves him.
    and in my opinion,the perfect escort isn't the escort who fuck better. is the girl who make you enjoy her company just like you're doing with you gf. i always try to treat my clients like the person who i am,not like a robot who just need to do some things and that's it.
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