What makes the perfect escort?

[OnlyMe]

Ah, Onlyme It is you that is a little sad here my friend.

Roders wasn’t talking about falling head over heels, he was merely pointing out that a connection may be made between Escort and Client. It’s called “clicking”, I have certainly click with many Escorts and have found the whole professional experience to be a lot more satisfying. You see I go to a visit with the attitude that I will converse, laugh and eventually have satisfying sex with a beautiful escort. Even though it is a service I am paying for and realistically only a game, I find a respectful interaction maximises my encounter. It would seem that your attitude is more of a wham bam, thank you mam.

You should try the “respect & click” option…you may be surprised with the results. But I maintain deep down inside you already know this and you are only playing the hard man…

Hi James, I totally agree with you. But that's not my point. There is no emotional connection, no relationship, nor should there be. It is pay as you go. It is nothing more.

[Lucy Chambers]

We agree you have the right to charge what you like. We can agree I never directed any points at you directly but rather at a whole profession in general, as I would at any profession

You are making this easy this morning, OM. We cannot be addressed as a whole- we are individuals, free to do whatever we please.

I do like you though. I just don't like the subject matter

[Lucy Chambers]

Hi James, I totally agree with you. But that's not my point. There is no emotional connection, no relationship, nor should there be. It is pay as you go. It is nothing more.

James could tell you a tale or two OnlyMe.

[benin]

James could tell you a tale or two OnlyMe.

as could vanessa

[OnlyMe]

You are making this easy this morning, OM. We cannot be addressed as a whole- we are individuals, free to do whatever we please.

I do like you though. I just don't like the subject matter

Yeah it's sort of got boring anyway. So back on topic

What makes the perfect escort - VIAGRA

[JAMESCORK]

Well now that I am dragged into this, what does make the perfect Escort. Everybody’s answer will be different but its interesting to read others… so here is mine.

The perfect escort is the girl that is tall slim and physically perfected to my taste. But an important attribute is the ability for the escort to have the personality to allow a connection be made at what ever level your fantastical mind requires. Without the click, It is a boring and mechanical experience. Whereby one does empty ones hairy bag (lovely turn of phrase..FFS) it is not as fulfilling as the former.

How do ya like dem apples…Mr. OnlyMe…

[benin]

Well now that I am dragged into this, what does make the perfect Escort. Everybody’s answer will be different but its interesting to read others… so here is mine.

The perfect escort is the girl that is tall slim and physically perfected to my taste. But an important attribute is the ability for the escort to have the personality to allow a connection be made at what ever level your fantastical mind requires. Without the click, It is a boring and mechanical experience. Whereby one does empty ones hairy bag (lovely turn of phrase..FFS) it is not as fulfilling as the former.

How do ya like dem apples…Mr. OnlyMe…

lets me use her laptop...ffs ppl let that go will ye

[dannyboy10]

The Perfect Escort
» Must provide good VFM (ie under £50 or Free)
» Must not be taller than me in her heels
» Must bring interchanging wig colours
» Skin tone not too pale nor faked-up to the nines
Not too young, but not too mature, about 27/28 should do
» Size 8, 44HH breasts
» Must provide additional lady at the appointment for no extra charge
» Must provide 20 minute outcall to my work place
» Must be comfortable with bonking in public places like Sainsbury’s car park on a Saturday
» Must be comfortable with Anal, OWO, Facials, Water and Hardsports, must also be submissive, dominant and able to provide both GFE and PSE
» Must travel within a 300 mile radius at short notice
» Must bring discrete bag with various costumes and outfits in
» Must allow a one hour window after the appointment for me to “wind-down”
» Must be available 24 Hours
» Must appear charming and non-argumentative with neutral views on punting forums
» Must bring biccies and beer
» Website pictures must be taken that morning and not enhanced
» ID showing DOB to be shown on arrival
» Articulate, but not too clever
» Athletic enough to provide me with 4+ orgasms in one hour
» Classy in the restaurant and a slut in the bedroom
» To provide super-sized condoms to feed my ego despite them being a bit of a baggy fit (OOOOH! WOUNDED!)
» Must have incall locations across the UK and the ability to teleport
» One blue eye and one brown eye (no anal jokes please, boys)
» Must bring packed lunch and beverages to outcall appointments
and finally ….

» Must only see one client a day maximum but be able to fit me in at short notice as I am circling the ring road

Dannyboy quickly PMS Paris to arrange appointment!!!

[benin]

The Perfect Escort
» Must provide good VFM (ie under £50 or Free)
» Must not be taller than me in her heels
» Must bring interchanging wig colours
» Skin tone not too pale nor faked-up to the nines
Not too young, but not too mature, about 27/28 should do
» Size 8, 44HH breasts
» Must provide additional lady at the appointment for no extra charge
» Must provide 20 minute outcall to my work place
» Must be comfortable with bonking in public places like Sainsbury’s car park on a Saturday
» Must be comfortable with Anal, OWO, Facials, Water and Hardsports, must also be submissive, dominant and able to provide both GFE and PSE
» Must travel within a 300 mile radius at short notice
» Must bring discrete bag with various costumes and outfits in
» Must allow a one hour window after the appointment for me to “wind-down”
» Must be available 24 Hours
» Must appear charming and non-argumentative with neutral views on punting forums
» Must bring biccies and beer
» Website pictures must be taken that morning and not enhanced
» ID showing DOB to be shown on arrival
» Articulate, but not too clever
» Athletic enough to provide me with 4+ orgasms in one hour
» Classy in the restaurant and a slut in the bedroom
» To provide super-sized condoms to feed my ego despite them being a bit of a baggy fit (OOOOH! WOUNDED!)
» Must have incall locations across the UK and the ability to teleport
» One blue eye and one brown eye (no anal jokes please, boys)
» Must bring packed lunch and beverages to outcall appointments
and finally ….

» Must only see one client a day maximum but be able to fit me in at short notice as I am circling the ring road

you forgot to mention must wear a short t-shirt...you one is perfect.

[OnlyMe]

Well now that I am dragged into this, what does make the perfect Escort. Everybody’s answer will be different but its interesting to read others… so here is mine.

The perfect escort is the girl that is tall slim and physically perfected to my taste. But an important attribute is the ability for the escort to have the personality to allow a connection be made at what ever level your fantastical mind requires. Without the click, It is a boring and mechanical experience. Whereby one does empty ones hairy bag (lovely turn of phrase..FFS) it is not as fulfilling as the former.

How do ya like dem apples…Mr. OnlyMe…

You seem to think I'm disagreeing with you. I'm just not that fussy.