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    -A bond is a debt security in which the issuer is the borrower & the holder is the lender & the coupon is the interest the amount borrowed & interest is to be paid after at a future date-

    With the economy bust noone having money & the situation gonna get worse for years I think escorts could think of becoming bondholders, it could work like this:
    the client would issue a bond to an escort(bondholder) to visit her up to a maximum of 6 times in 6 months & when the bond matures after 6 months the client pays the amount owed + interest of 10% Of course the escort must trust the client u could rely on me as I post her often

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    And if the client becomes bankrupt? What then? It's not only clients who are feeling the economic downturn, it's escorts too.

    If you're short of cash, why would you commit to paying 10% more than the original cost? The way I treat any leisure activity is: If I can't afford to pay for it at the time, I should save up until I can.

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    It's a bit early in the morning to be talking about bonds let's not complicate things and just stick with good old paper money for know

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    Pay me in stamps, if you like Exp. I will issue you with a card. I just need your full name, your mothers maiden name, date of birth, full address and your Medical Card...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post


    Pay me in stamps, if you like Exp. I will issue you with a card. I just need your full name, your mothers maiden name, date of birth, full address and your Medical Card...
    Hey if I was to pay you in bonds every time you find one in youre purse you could say "Oh look a James bond"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    -A bond is a debt security in which the issuer is the borrower & the holder is the lender & the coupon is the interest the amount borrowed & interest is to be paid after at a future date-

    With the economy bust noone having money & the situation gonna get worse for years I think escorts could think of becoming bondholders, it could work like this:
    the client would issue a bond to an escort(bondholder) to visit her up to a maximum of 6 times in 6 months & when the bond matures after 6 months the client pays the amount owed + interest of 10% Of course the escort must trust the client u could rely on me as I post her often
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    -A bond is a debt security in which the issuer is the borrower & the holder is the lender & the coupon is the interest the amount borrowed & interest is to be paid after at a future date-

    With the economy bust noone having money & the situation gonna get worse for years I think escorts could think of becoming bondholders, it could work like this:
    the client would issue a bond to an escort(bondholder) to visit her up to a maximum of 6 times in 6 months & when the bond matures after 6 months the client pays the amount owed + interest of 10% Of course the escort must trust the client u could rely on me as I post her often
    Jaysus love your thinking exp can't see many girls going for it though .; d o;
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    I just want a discount

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    You just want a discount and to pay with butter vouchers. You drive a range rover so your doing ok. I am doing ok too. Spare a tought for those who used to punt but now cannot afford it.

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    I'd like to bond with some escorts. I even make my own glue

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