Nigella Lawson ...

[samlad]

i was only looking at Nigellas tits ont interweb this morning, whilst pretending to be working.. she has some rack on her, and i for one, would love nothing more than for her to pay me to ejaculate in her eyes, mouth, nose, hair & arsehole. (in that order)............ and on her tits.

I'm sure you could provide her with the required ingredients for one of your home made 'apple pies' mate!

[wellhungchap]

deedin, if'n there do be one thing that do making'd my own self, respecting'd the lady, it be the big teets. for'n i do liking'd to slobber on them, deedin i do

[benin]

I'm sure you could provide her with the required ingredients for one of your home made 'apple pies' mate!

or custard pie as it might turn out lol

[samlad]

or custard pie as it might turn out lol

Yeah... there should be a disclaimer on the label for his produce though:

WARNING: Contains nut juice.

I would imagine the protein content would also need a similar warning.

[dave1dave]

deedin, if'n there do be one thing that do making'd my own self, respecting'd the lady, it be the big teets. for'n i do liking'd to slobber on them, deedin i do

Nothing like a bit of man custard to whiten the teeth

[benin]

Nothing like a bit of man custard to whiten the teeth

i'll stick to toothpaste ....dave did i ever tell you your a dirty fecker? lol

[samlad]

Nothing like a bit of man custard to whiten the teeth

I'll just take your word for it!

[westcorklad]

I used to work with a woman who was the spitting image in every way of Nigella.
Never saw her naked unfortunately but I had many a wank during the lunch break and after work.