Could you be Santa???????????????

[kerry lad in town]

Saw an advertisement for Santas earlier. Well i thought and figured id make a dreadful Santa.
For starters Santa is supposed to be a big jolly gentle fatso. Im not.
Also the spirit of the season would escape me entirely. Probably end up blackmailing the kids old man for 500 shiney ones.

could you be Santa?
Westside.

i got that job.so come and sit on my knee Westside and tell me what you want for xmas and ill tell you what i can give you.

[Westsidex]

i got that job.so come and sit on my knee Westside and tell me what you want for xmas and ill tell you what i can give you.

You dont have the time to listen to my list.

an A-Z of fun and froilcs,
Westside.

[kerry lad in town]

You dont have the time to listen to my list.

an A-Z of fun and froilcs,
Westside.

try me i have a sack full of stuff.