Well you deffinatly dont meet the Jolly or nice criteria either
Well it depends on what nice is. As for jolly i have no intentions of smiling to make miserable ppl happy. My parents worked real hard for my smile and its only used in proper circumstances.
Saw an advertisement for Santas earlier. Well i thought and figured id make a dreadful Santa.
For starters Santa is supposed to be a big jolly gentle fatso. Im not.
Also the spirit of the season would escape me entirely. Probably end up blackmailing the kids old man for 500 shiney ones.