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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Where were you for your 11 o clock this morning she's in bits ya fecker , and yer mam I will never tell: doc;
    She got so irate that she put the internet nanny on the computer. Leaving you at this moment sitting in the shed, in the dark, trousers around your ankles wishing you had bought the expensive phone with the big screen!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    She got so irate that she put the internet nanny on the computer. Leaving you at this moment sitting in the shed, in the dark, trousers around your ankles wishing you had bought the expensive phone with the big screen!!!
    Christ how close do live near me Are you viewing through binoculars as we post ;doc;
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Christ how close do live near me Are you viewing through binoculars as we post ;doc;
    No Offence but Doc if I was going to go into the Stalker Game I think there are one or ten ladies on the site I would begin with!!


    Hello Jackie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    No Offence but Doc if I was going to go into the Stalker Game I think there are one or ten ladies on the site I would begin with!!


    Hello Jackie!!
    None taken kitty ,I hope jackie is as understanding ,;doc;
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    None taken kitty ,I hope jackie is as understanding ,;doc;
    She will come to realise that she will be mine...O YES SHE WILL BE MINE!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    She will come to realise that she will be mine...O YES SHE WILL BE MINE!!!!!
    I don't know if she should feel lucky or scared shitless but photos please lol. ;doc;
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Dunnes Stores Thai green chicken curry ready meals taste like gone off lumps of beigey-white shite covered in a interesting blend of semensnot sauce.

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    Jaysus mousey that sounds crude did you have some. Sounds like a toilet job if you had.
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Dunnes Stores Thai green chicken curry ready meals taste like gone off lumps of beigey-white shite covered in a interesting blend of semensnot sauce.
    You shouldn't be buying that shite - questionable nutritional value too.

    Its easy to make:
    1 tin coconut
    Green curry paste
    Fish oil
    Chicken

    You can cook in 5 minutes.

    Oh - apologies for staying on-topic
    The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
    Make instruments to plague us

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Jaysus mousey that sounds crude did you have some. Sounds like a toilet job if you had.
    Two lots. The burps are tasty enough, though. Stay tuned for possible bowel evacuation report.

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