Please Ladies make a small investment!

[Westsidex]

Or be like Doc Love and leave your teeth in the glass beside the bed before you go to the appointment!

hahahhaha and he forgets his teeth. The next guy comes along, puts his teeth down and when he is finished picks up the wrong teeth. Meanwhile the first guys old lady fucks him out of it when he gets home and throws him out and tells him not to come back without his teeth. Then the second guy gets home and his old lady throws him out and tells him not to come back without his teeth. So in the end, two guys end up sitting outside an escorts apartment ,apologising and swapping teeth.

Is that a love story or what?
Westside.

[Westsidex]

And it does smell divine ... what's wrong with that? Does it sound funny in English or because it is applied to a duck ???

Neither ,i never heard of it before.

learning something everyday,
Westside.

[carlos marvado]

Their attention is probably captivated by the rubber duck on the top self. So who likes bathing with the rubber ducky sweetie? Who needs Listerine when you can have a rubber ducky?

mine was robbed years ago,
Westside.

Snap Westie. I had a rubber ducky just like the one in the picture. Then when I got older, I brought a plastic warship into the bath with me and blasted away at it with my with my erect howitzer........many's the vessel I sent to the bottom with my weapon.

[Westsidex]

Snap Westie. I had a rubber ducky just like the one in the picture. Then when I got older, I brought a plastic warship into the bath with me and blasted away at it with my with my erect howitzer........many's the vessel I sent to the bottom with my weapon.

I had one too but it was bright yellow (maybe designed to disguise the colour of the piss in the bath) and yes it was robbed on me by somebody. Maybe the dog at the time took it.

time for your bath westie,
Westside.

[Violette]

I think you are right. I shall pick some up.

You just had to ask Lucy.

[Rodney69]

I have only been to one Lady who beside the mouthwash provides disposible cups.

I would like to think that although a Lady could have many faults with me (middle aged, fat and unattractive) hygiene would not be one of them.

So when asked to shower and use mouthwash I have no problem except for the fact I will not use the bottle that X amount of guys have used.

To avoid conflict I always bring a breath freshner in my pocket.

But please Ladies, for the guys that make an effort.. buy the cups

I've started to bring my own we mouth wash bottle, you can buy small pocket size ones

[Lucy Chambers]

You just had to ask Lucy.

FFS. Are you actually human?

[dannyboy10]

Lucy does not need them!


She boils all clients prior to playtime

[dr love]

Lucy does not need them!


She boils all clients prior to playtime

good nights sleep was had then ,clean teeth ,and fresh breath.;doc;

[Violette]

FFS. Are you actually human?

I am checking now.