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    My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

    She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her. Any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified?
    Oh, wait: petrified.

    Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

    She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her. Any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified?
    Oh, wait: petrified.

    Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

    Paranoid or reality, that is the question.

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    Afaik dave, she's definitely not paranoid.
    Is this the land where sun brightly shines, is this the existence of a heaven's sign?
    Is this the locus the hallowed focus, where grace love and harmony combine?


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    Yes indeed.
    Just caus your not paranoid, don't mean they're not after you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

    She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her. Any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified?
    Oh, wait: petrified.

    Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
    She may have noticied you now that the tree cover has reduced or is it an evergreen?

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