Guys, how far would you go for a punt?

[rover]

Gents, to what lengths and distances would you go for a good punt? How far will you travel, and what kind of hoops would you jump through? Tell us.

I have to allow an hour to find the f*****g place and park, I wouldn't travel very far to meet an escort you can get one anywhere, but I would travel the length and breadth of Ireland to see you Violette, in fact I'd travel to the moon.