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    IRISH DIET


    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

    'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
    The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

    'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

    The Irishman nodded ...
    'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

    'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

    'No, from the f**kin' skippin'


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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post
    IRISH DIET


    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

    'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
    The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

    'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

    The Irishman nodded ...
    'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

    'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

    'No, from the f**kin' skippin'


    Tiff xx
    That deserves a Basil Brush style "Boom! Boom!" LOL!

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    That deserves a good shag tiff ;-)
    very good !

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    "To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day." - W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965), British novelist.
    The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
    Make instruments to plague us

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotus View Post
    "To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day." - W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965), British novelist.
    And would you like some 'Curry' powder with that, mild or hot?

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    ahhahahahah

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    Brillant ................

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