Irish Roads

**Monkeynut** · 09-11-10, 23:06

Dearest Lucy, as someone who has, on average driven 60,000 miles on Irish roads PER YEAR I can say with some authority that generally Irish roads are in good nick and better than they have ever been - with the exception of the few that were fucked last winter.
You will remember on our last meeting you asked how my lower back was so bad ...... lots of driving on Irish roads from the mid seventies to the current day!
Buy a proper car!

**Violette** · 09-11-10, 23:06

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Shh. Someone will get riled up in a patriotic frenzy in a minute. I could do with a nice debate.

Defending what they themselves complain about, and god forbid a foreigner, much less an Englishman mention it and St. Bridgette and her cross preserve us, they will be rallying in the street with pitch forks.

**benin** · 09-11-10, 23:06

Originally Posted by herodotus

You see God give the Irish everything they needed to take over the world and then gave them booze to make sure that they wouldn't.

hic................

**benin** · 09-11-10, 23:09

Originally Posted by Violette

Defending what they themselves complain about, and god forbid a foreigner, much less an Englishman mention it and St. Bridgette and her cross preserve us, they will be rallying in the street with pitch forks.

pitch forks is a bit harsh..its the 21st centuary....can we rally with another sharp object...anyone got an idea?

**Violette** · 09-11-10, 23:10

Originally Posted by herodotus

You see God give the Irish everything they needed to take over the world and then gave them booze to make sure that they wouldn't.

I think the Vikings, Normans, English, the Famine and then the Catholic Church put a screeching halt to that long before alcohol finished the job.

**dannyboy10** · 09-11-10, 23:11

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

.............

Instead you guys just sat back and let everyone else take over.

Well I suppose we could have waited for the Yanks to save us!

Like some!

**Violette** · 09-11-10, 23:11

Originally Posted by benin

pitch forks is a bit harsh..its the 21st centuary....can we rally with another sharp object...anyone got an idea?

The broken shards from the pint glasses prehaps?

**benin** · 09-11-10, 23:11

Originally Posted by Violette

I think the Vikings, Normans, English, the Famine and then the Catholic Church put a screeching halt to that long before alcohol finished the job.

how dare you mention the church ...well go on then ill have a pint and you carry on

**Violette** · 09-11-10, 23:12

Originally Posted by benin

how dare you mention the church ...well go on then ill have a pint and you carry on

The defense rests.

**benin** · 09-11-10, 23:12

Originally Posted by Violette

The broken shards from the pint glasses prehaps?

with drink to be drank..you think ill break my pint glass????? ffs

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