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    Hi Folks.

    My Name is Danny and I represent the Ginger foundation. It is our aim to eliminate the blight on our land that is, Ginger, from the Irish genepool by 2020.

    To do this we need your help!

    I intend to enbark on a sponsored SHAGATON!

    Inspired by El Gordos' list I intend to Shag 50 ladies in 50 days!

    But I will need you sponsorship, PLEASE GIVE WHAT YOU CAN and together we can acheive that no child born after 2020 will have to endure been ginger again!

    Thank you for your support!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Hi Folks.

    My Name is Danny and I represent the Ginger foundation. It is our aim to eliminate the blight on our land that is, Ginger, from the Irish genepool by 2020.

    To do this we need your help!



    I intend to enbark on a sponsored SHAGATON!

    Inspired by El Gordos' list I intend to Shag 50 ladies in 50 days!

    But I will need you sponsorship, PLEASE GIVE WHAT YOU CAN and together we can acheive that no child born after 2020 will have to endure been ginger again!

    Thank you for your support!
    You are ginger? Gawd. Poor you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Hi Folks.

    My Name is Danny and I represent the Ginger foundation. It is our aim to eliminate the blight on our land that is, Ginger, from the Irish genepool by 2020.

    To do this we need your help!

    I intend to enbark on a sponsored SHAGATON!

    Inspired by El Gordos' list I intend to Shag 50 ladies in 50 days!

    But I will need you sponsorship, PLEASE GIVE WHAT YOU CAN and together we can acheive that no child born after 2020 will have to endure been ginger again!

    Thank you for your support!
    instead of cash iwill send prescription for VIAGRA ,
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    instead of cash iwill send prescription for VIAGRA ,
    No thanks Doc!..

    Maybe some Blisterine!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    no thanks doc!..

    Maybe some blisterine!!!!
    hope your togger stays faithful to you;
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Thanks Doc.............

    But what about the DOUGH!!!!!

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    50 ladies in 50 days ?
    Not that big of a deal. One lady per day at your age is reasonable enough if you eat and sleep well.

    The challange here is just the cash. You have to come up with something better then asking for help.
    Just tell El Gordo you don't believe his list. To defend his work and stand up for his principles, he might sponsor you, so you can certify that the list is right. Score !!!


    P.S. Of course I am joking.
    El Gordo will probably explain to you how the list was made and if you still don't believe it, he'll tell you to make your own one
    Last edited by Sensual Delights; 09-11-10 at 22:15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Delights View Post
    50 ladies in 50 days ?
    Not that big of a deal. One lady per day at your age is reasonable enough if you eat and sleep well.

    The challange here is just the cash. You have to come up with something better then asking for help.
    Just tell El Gordo you don't believe his list. To defend his work and stand up for his principles, he might sponsor you, so you can certify that the list is right. Score !!!


    P.S. Of course I am joking.
    El Gordo will probably explain to you how the list was made and if you still don't believe it, he'll tell you to make your own one
    How do you my age?
    I could be old and decrepit! Like 40 or something!
    Thanks for your suppport and the ladies can play their part with Charitable dicounts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    thanks doc.............

    But what about the dough!!!!!
    puts awhole new slant on cheap ways to punt. Would these be half hour or one hour appointments;
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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