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    Places to have sex

    On a porch swing.
    Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.
    In the weight room at your gym.
    In your not-yet-finished new build house.
    On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
    On a pool table.
    On top of the washer... while it's running.
    On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.
    On a secluded island beach.
    In the backyard under the stars.
    In the woods after it rains.
    On a motorcycle.
    In a public restroom.
    In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!
    On a train in the middle of the night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    Places to have sex

    On a porch swing.
    Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.
    In the weight room at your gym.
    In your not-yet-finished new build house.
    On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
    On a pool table.
    On top of the washer... while it's running.
    On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.
    On a secluded island beach.
    In the backyard under the stars.
    In the woods after it rains.
    On a motorcycle.
    In a public restroom.
    In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!
    On a train in the middle of the night.

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    on the beach in moonlight and the waves smashing of your ass pure bliss.doc;
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    Shark diving cage!.............


    At that time of the month!

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    Then let me ruin it for you:

    On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children
    Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time
    In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toe
    In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had
    On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
    On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
    On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash
    On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls
    On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere
    In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop
    In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hill
    On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor
    In a public restroom.And you catch pubic lice
    In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight
    On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergency

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    What's wrong with a good old fashioned bed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Then let me ruin it for you:

    On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children
    Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time
    In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toe
    In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had
    On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
    On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
    On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash
    On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls
    On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere
    In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop
    In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hill
    On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor
    In a public restroom.And you catch pubic lice
    In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight
    On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergency
    My God Violette, you have been unlucky!

    Maybe you should just try a bed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Then let me ruin it for you:

    On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children
    Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time
    In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toe
    In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had
    On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
    On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
    On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash
    On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls
    On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere
    In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop
    In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hill
    On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor
    In a public restroom.And you catch pubic lice
    In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight
    On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergency
    brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Then let me ruin it for you:

    On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children Who run around for the next ten years saying 'EWW' when they see you.
    Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time And then the tide comes in
    In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toeAnd smashes the floor
    In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had And then the surveyor and rigging crew turn up
    On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
    On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
    On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash And the police
    On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls Sparking a fire on the rug
    On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere Not to mention sandflies
    In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop Refer to neighbours children
    In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hillBreaking your leg in several places
    On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor And then breaks your toe
    In a public restroom.And you catch pubic liceAnd get reported to the police
    In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight Just have a fag, its less embarassing
    On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergencyAlso mind out for the jolts.
    I did the health and safety version for you
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    I feel Violette is a positive, forward thinking, glass half full type of girl .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    I feel Violette is a positive, forward thinking, glass half full type of girl .....
    I work with men and don't suffer from that fugue state most men fall into when they get horny and these stupid ideas about romantic places to make love take hold. It is amazing the things that can be done in a bed, in chairs, on the counter top in the kitchen, the sofa, god yes! Why introduce, lice, sand flies, and mud slides into the equation. If a be has become boring, you ain't using it in the right way.

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