deedin, i do thinking'd that jackie would look loverly with a nice pile of penis porridge hanging from her left nostril, tis classy out and elegant as fuck, deedin it do be.
i do liking'd to ejaculating adin inside in the females face, hair, nose, eyes and ears, for many reasons. it do making'd me horny out, watching said lady, down on her own knees, mouth wide open, whilst my own good self do be standing over her, lips pursed together, with my tongue sticking out of the side, as i do bringing'd myself to the boil. having'd a good auld fashioned wank. then i do feeling'd the sap sh'tarting to rise, adin inside in me own bolleex, the veins do popping on th'auld forhead, and i reach the point of no return. 'Tid a miraculous sight to behold, when the jism do leaving'd my own japs eye. for'n i do generally aiming'd for the good lady's eye, then mouth, then try and get a stream adin inside in her snot filled nose and the lark.
a nice bit of cock custard fired from the double barrelled cock custard gun do be fucking great when i do making'd a mess of said ladies hair. for'n after i do making'd my excuses, and shag off, she do having'd to wash her hair, then dry it etc...
so, to sum up, i do liking'd to ejaculate in the female face, for'n it do be funny out, deedin it dont..........id say