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    2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

    X = your age
    Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

    This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

    I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

    Is it accurate for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

    X = your age
    Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

    This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

    I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

    Is it accurate for you?
    My math skillz were never that great, but anyhoo... I ended up with Y=6.(lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

    X = your age
    Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

    This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

    I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

    Is it accurate for you?
    Yeah man, right on. For the first 35 years of nuptual bliss, I only had the one partner, in the last three years I've had about 55.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

    X = your age
    Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

    This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

    I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

    Is it accurate for you?
    Haha this actually was scarily accurate, it even had the fraction left over for that time I passed out midway in a drunken stupor.

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    Where, may I ask, did this theorem come from, hmm???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Where, may I ask, did this theorem come from, hmm???
    dunno mousey just glad to have memories;
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    rover = this is 55 civilians in 3 yrs? jesus!! you must be some charmer.

    chiefhandker = honest to a fault

    mousey = from tinternet, of course. so it must be right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

    X = your age
    Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

    This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

    I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

    Is it accurate for you?
    LAdoooooooooooooo?

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    Mine would be +/- 5... No way.
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