Last edited by lucy chambers; 04-11-10 at 18:26.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
Lucy Chambers (04-11-10)
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
Lucy Chambers (04-11-10)
NGAN HAS ESCAPED
Attention all. A most dangerous, deviant and difficult nutter has escaped. He is obviously mad but somehow cunning, and may beguile you into a false sense of security. This man is dangerous- he has abused all known channels of care, and seeks to return to your community now. Be aware. Be vigilant. Be afraid.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
Congratulations Lucy in keeping the costs down by not using their in-flight latrine facilities.
Now for all of you who are thinking of coming to Ireland, take Rod Stewart's advice:
YouTube - Rod Stewart - Sailing (Promo Clip)
The mile high club is just for nonces and langer wankers.........seamen have more semen.
When you fly with Ryanair its a risk but the alternative is to pay through the roof - the one good thing about them is they are the reason other airlines have dropped their prices. Pre Ryanair the bastards in Aer Lingus held us to ransom because we live on an island - it used to cost me 400 pounds to fly Dublin/Madrid and that was in the early 80's.
If youre coming back to Cork from the UK why not try the Swansea Cork ferry service?
No worries about luggage restrictions and a relaxing 10 hour crossing.
The Truth is out there.
If I were Michael O'Leary, I wouldn't give a flying feck what BruceAlmighty or any of the rest of us think! He doesn't care, so Ryanair don't care and since they keep making large profits, why should they?
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.