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    Arrow The oldest punter???

    I was watching a thing on the telly the other night about athletes in their 70s and 80s and it occupied to me that i will hope to be able to perform sexually in those decades, I'm wondering who is the oldest punter and what age is he? Are you him? If your an escort do you worry about heart attacks etc.? Do you have upper age limits?
    There are women (or are there?) who prefer older lads............

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    Rover - he's around 75, and into some weeeeeeeird shit. You occasionally see him make reference to the days when they didn't have Windows.

    Episilon - I'm not quite sure, but probably something similar. He hasn't been around for a while. Christ, he might be dead!

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    104 would be my limit.
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    There is a chap in Dublin - I first met him 3 years ago and he is still ringing around.

    Easily in his 80s - and to be fair to him, he had a fair sized cock and buckets of stamina.

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    what been your youngest punter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    104 would be my limit.
    thank fuck for that luce i still have a chance with you.lol dr;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Rover - he's around 75, and into some weeeeeeeird shit. You occasionally see him make reference to the days when they didn't have Windows.

    Episilon - I'm not quite sure, but probably something similar. He hasn't been around for a while. Christ, he might be dead!
    Fuck you Mousey, I'm nowhere near that age, you can come down at least 20 years. By the way my sexual fantasies are quite healthy and normal, dicks, shite, golden showers etc.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Fuck you Mousey, I'm nowhere near that age, you can come down at least 20 years. By the way my sexual fantasies are quite healthy and normal, dicks, shite, golden showers etc.
    PMSL @ Rover ...... nice one!

    104 Lucy ?? I just made it then!

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    104... Don't you feel like a nurse in a home when somebody like that walks in?
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