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    Arrow The oldest punter???

    I was watching a thing on the telly the other night about athletes in their 70s and 80s and it occupied to me that i will hope to be able to perform sexually in those decades, I'm wondering who is the oldest punter and what age is he? Are you him? If your an escort do you worry about heart attacks etc.? Do you have upper age limits?
    There are women (or are there?) who prefer older lads............

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    Rover - he's around 75, and into some weeeeeeeird shit. You occasionally see him make reference to the days when they didn't have Windows.

    Episilon - I'm not quite sure, but probably something similar. He hasn't been around for a while. Christ, he might be dead!

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    104 would be my limit.
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    There is a chap in Dublin - I first met him 3 years ago and he is still ringing around.

    Easily in his 80s - and to be fair to him, he had a fair sized cock and buckets of stamina.

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    what been your youngest punter?

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    17 - Not in Ireland, back at home. It was a 2 hour incall, single bed, complete with traffic cone in the corner of the room.....

    Nice guy, he'll be 21 now - still emails me and tells me who and what he has been doing.

    T
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    I'm 87 but in fairness I could pass for 75. My only medical problem is dizzyness when aroused. I carry smelling salts to all appointments. And I avoid facesitting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    104 would be my limit.
    thank fuck for that luce i still have a chance with you.lol dr;
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    Quote Originally Posted by rooney View Post
    what been your youngest punter?
    Ahem Is it just me or is this an appropriate line to head down?
    Last edited by dannyboy10; 01-11-10 at 12:13.

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