Enough of em.Originally Posted by karlos78
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Enough of em.
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marijuana (01-11-10)
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a hundred and twenty seven million
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I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!
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thats a geniune fact, based on nuttin
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You are right but is he really expecting escorts to answer this kind of question
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I see hundreds. I cram some in the basement, some in the bathroom, some in the kitchen and I just rotate between them. I ask them to play with themselves to cut down on the foreplay.
Last edited by lucy chambers; 31-10-10 at 15:30.
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If she saw me, the answer would only be one, she be totally fucked after seeing me.
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That's like me asking you how many times you fart on average per day or how much wind can an average day's farting generate.
Depends on so many factors really does'nt it. How many pints you consume, when you consume them, are they draught or bottled, the density of air molecules per pint. Then there is diet. Are we talking red meat, white meat, fish, rice/spuds/noodles, green veg. (cabbage being high in fart value), beans (ditto, plus loads of proteins), sugar content, salt contact, starch content, fat content, pH levels, E numbers, colouring and artificial f**king flavouring. These are only the inputs. Now we have to take into account the actual digestive processes, how your unique body processes the different input types, how healthy you are, the state of your organs, the regularity and minutea of your bowel movement management program, anal circumference and whether or not the anus has ever been used for other purposes e.g. pine cones.
Last but not least.........wind direction. Are you upwind or downwind from yourself? This will determine the maximum force or pressure that you may safely exert so that the velocity or volume of wind that is expelled wont result in you gasing yourself or those in your immediate vacinity.
If you are interested I will send you a copy of my academic research paper entitled "Sustainable human thermo-dynamic energy solutions for the 21st century".
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I think that's a week WD-40 can you divide it by 7 for him before he asks another stupid question.
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I reckon it be 5 or 6 clients/day on average
Theres definitely some who'd have 10 or 12 but i doubt thats sustainable. If i was rode 10 or 12 times in a day i think i'd only manage 2 or 3 the following day and would be firing blanks too
But i'd imagine 99% of them would be "well rode" by the time the weekend comes along. Jippy is big business in this country!
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