Limerick

[Mousey]

I mean talk about the positives.......Thomond Park, The Sin Bin, Flannerys, that tall hotel that Ex. P. is so fond of..........ehhhhh feel free to contribute Mousey, I'm starting to run out of material here.

Errrr... don't forget the delightful accent, and the lovely smell when the rain from Shannonside mixes with the blood and viscera in the streets!

Mouse-ikins poopums, Limerick is how do I put this mildly, is the equivalent of Compton, the Wild West, and Belfast all rolled together. Now that coupled with the constant penchant of the Garda to up and willy nilly raid the odd house where a few friendly ladies are gathered, does tend to put a girl off visiting the fair city of Limerick.Hail the Mouse.

That's right, baby, you have to be hardcore to live here. Only outlaws prosper in this town where if someone says to you "I like your shoes", it means you're about to be mugged. I have a tattoo and pretend to be retarded - I fit right in. How's that grab you?