And you still want to join this lunatic asylum?
My theory, for what it's worth, is that real punters review but don't post and real posters don't punt and therefore their reviews must be fake..........there are'nt just enough hours in the day to fit everything in.
Real escorts don't post either because they are too busy talking on the phone to posters posing as punters or doing other things with real punters who have bothered to honour their bookings. The escorts who post are just fluff girls placed here by E-I to get the posters as horny as hell in the hope that they will change the habit of a lifetime and take up punting instead.
As to why posters post as much as they do post.......well a guy called Luther hands out trophies for reaching certain posting milestones and we get reputation points which are to posters what punts are to punters.
As far as the chat room is concerned......don't go there....prisoners lead more exciting lives.
That just leaves the forum managers and community mods. We're here to help you and failing that, we'll be just as happy to ban you.
P.S. As a newbie, you will shortly be receiving your free pine cone in the post.
If you're still confused, take the pine cone to your shrink and he'll show you what to do.......then you'll be as normal as the rest of us.