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    Question A question for posters

    I have been reading the forums here for a while but have only joined and started posting in the last couple of days.

    My question is what is a reasonable time to spend posting and why?

    I have noticed some posters that have been members for a couple of years may have a high review count but not many posts (do real punters mostly use the site for reference?) then on the other side of the coin some escorts that have only been members for a short time have a very high post count (one, only a member for four months has nearly 3000 posts!) my question to them would be do you have time to do any work?

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    And you still want to join this lunatic asylum?

    My theory, for what it's worth, is that real punters review but don't post and real posters don't punt and therefore their reviews must be fake..........there are'nt just enough hours in the day to fit everything in.

    Real escorts don't post either because they are too busy talking on the phone to posters posing as punters or doing other things with real punters who have bothered to honour their bookings. The escorts who post are just fluff girls placed here by E-I to get the posters as horny as hell in the hope that they will change the habit of a lifetime and take up punting instead.

    As to why posters post as much as they do post.......well a guy called Luther hands out trophies for reaching certain posting milestones and we get reputation points which are to posters what punts are to punters.

    As far as the chat room is concerned......don't go there....prisoners lead more exciting lives.

    That just leaves the forum managers and community mods. We're here to help you and failing that, we'll be just as happy to ban you.

    P.S. As a newbie, you will shortly be receiving your free pine cone in the post.

    If you're still confused, take the pine cone to your shrink and he'll show you what to do.......then you'll be as normal as the rest of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Gent View Post
    (one, only a member for four months has nearly 3000 posts!) my question to them would be do you have time to do any work?

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    Me, you mean? Interesting. I don't have to work, I am a touring escort. Leaves plenty of time to do whatever I like. I also really like arguing. So, remind me, when did you join? Hello, so nice to meet you. Your signature is interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    And you still want to join this lunatic asylum?

    My theory, for what it's worth, is that real punters review but don't post and real posters don't punt and therefore their reviews must be fake..........there are'nt just enough hours in the day to fit everything in.

    Real escorts don't post either because they are too busy talking on the phone to posters posing as punters or doing other things with real punters who have bothered to honour their bookings. The escorts who post are just fluff girls placed here by E-I to get the posters as horny as hell in the hope that they will change the habit of a lifetime and take up punting instead.

    As to why posters post as much as they do post.......well a guy called Luther hands out trophies for reaching certain posting milestones and we get reputation points which are to posters what punts are to punters.

    As far as the chat room is concerned......don't go there....prisoners lead more exciting lives.

    That just leaves the forum managers and community mods. We're here to help you and failing that, we'll be just as happy to ban you.

    P.S. As a newbie, you will shortly be receiving your free pine cone in the post.

    If you're still confused, take the pine cone to your shrink and he'll show you what to do.......then you'll be as normal as the rest of us.
    Thanks Carlos I think I understand where your coming from;

    1. Real punters punt while plastic punters post.
    2. Real escorts don't have time to post so leave posting to the escorts that post because they are not working.
    3. I shouldn't request a second pine cone!

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    Well, now, are you two saying that if you post on these boards you're not a real punter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Well, now, are you two saying that if you post on these boards you're not a real punter?
    Not you Mousy it looks to me like you post while your punting, totally blowing that myth (forgive the pun) 10 out of 10 for you mate you cover all the bases.

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    Well, now, are you three saying that you are not a real poster unless you punt while you post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Well, now, are you two saying that if you post on these boards you're not a real punter?
    Stop pretending that you understand what I'm on about you troublesome little rodent.........ffs I don't even understand what I'm on about............only Westie understands what makes this place thick, tic....tac.....toe.

    P.S. Watch it Mousey.....I'm still observing you! I just don't know what I'm observing. Are you a real hamster or are you a real mouse with a fake photo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post

    P.S. Watch it Mousey.....I'm still observing you! I just don't know what I'm observing. Are you a real hamster or are you a real mouse with a fake photo?
    I like your new word. Observing you being observational is a pleasure.
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    I get it, now I am a poster but at the week end I am a punter for an hour then back to being a poster. Never punt while posting or post while punting thats wrong. Simple when you think about it.

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