Question for the escorts!

[carlos marvado]

I would have to say the most annoying thing I encounter as an escort is having men ask me how big their cocks are? Or do they have a big cock, and the best one yet what is the biggest cock I have ever seen. I usually respond, "Yours darling, I can't average very well, so all cocks look large to me.":D

Try specsavers Violette................then you'll be able to see what's staring you in the face. Better get two pairs......reading glasses for the less well endowed and long distance ones for when Brother Anon cums a calling.

[jimmy NI]

On a slightly related note, what's the opinions on beards on punters? Looking quite homeless these days myself

[carlos marvado]

On a slightly related note, what's the opinions on beards on punters? Looking quite homeless these days myself

Whataboutya Jimmy boy? I see that you're new to these parts, so you might like to narrow down the options......such as facial growth, facial beard, goatee, or heaven forbid, a real Ronnie Drew or Father Christmas beard.

Most of the brothers would seem to be clean shaven and in quite a few cases, this also extends to the old genital beard.

[jimmy NI]

Haha, cheers carlos, I'm nudging closer to the Ronnie Drew side of things, another few weeks and it'll be mighty impressive.

Trimmed nice and tidy down below since you ask

[Lucy Chambers]

Haha, cheers carlos, I'm nudging closer to the Ronnie Drew side of things, another few weeks and it'll be mighty impressive.

Trimmed nice and tidy down below since you ask

A beard, Jimmy? Oh no. Shave it off.

[jimmy NI]

A beard, Jimmy? Oh no. Shave it off.

But I look so handsome and manly with it on :d

As an aside, sorry I missed your trip to Derry, work was bloody lethal, raging to have missed you, hope you had a good time

[Mousey]

Durdelurdelurdelurdelurdelursitchieeayshin!

[Violette]

Durdelurdelurdelurdelurdelursitchieeayshin!

Would someone PLEASE stop feeding the hamster jelly beans!