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    Unhappy Escort names that are difficult to pronounce

    I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

    I just changed mine to Lurixaixina. Pound us? What finesse
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I just changed mine to Lurixaixina. Pound us? What finesse
    i will just stick with juicy if you dont mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

    Was thinkin about this the other day. Some of the names are just impossible. Oh and lol at "pound you".

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    see from about 4min out names can be very importatnt


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    Quote Originally Posted by johnmurphy View Post
    see from about 4min out names can be very importatnt

    nearly all the ones i visit have the same name, mistress
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

    I normally say an Escort "can I just call you Mary, because I don't speak your language and I can barely speak English". The lady usually looks perplexed but agrees and then it's plain sailing.

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    I once visited an escort in Cork by the name of Ksenija. I mean come on ffs, if I said what I thought it was on the phone she probably would have said "bless you".

    It was pronounced sen-i-ah by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allsorts View Post
    I once visited an escort in Cork by the name of Ksenija. I mean come on ffs, if I said what I thought it was on the phone she probably would have said "bless you".

    It was pronounced sen-i-ah by the way.
    this her


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    Quote Originally Posted by johnmurphy View Post
    this her

    oh she looks very angry about it to
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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