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    Default Best line in a review .... ever

    "But in fairness to her she would suck de chrome off a hitch!"

    Got a good laugh out of that!

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    Hate to piss in your cereal, but it's not original. That line has been around a long time. So has "Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose." So if you see that one, don't bother high-lighting it either.

    I think original reviews are great, but credit where credit is due.

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    Yeah, that line is from the film 'Full Metal Jacket'; it's the part about half way through the film where the Vietnamese prostitute refuses to have sex with '8-Ball' (a black guy) because his dick is too long, and he says that the girl "looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." So no, not so original.
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    I dont give a flying fuck if they are origional or not because it made me laugh, loudly. I had never heard it before and never said it was original but it made me happy

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    Don't mind them monkeynut, I thought it was funny also and I can't see where you said it was original, just best you've seen in a review and I'm sure that's what thehighwayman ment also
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    "But in fairness to her she would suck de chrome off a hitch!"

    Got a good laugh out of that!
    You’re right Monkeynut when I was processing it I did think it was very good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable87 View Post
    Yeah, that line is from the film 'Full Metal Jacket'; it's the part about half way through the film where the Vietnamese prostitute refuses to have sex with '8-Ball' (a black guy) because his dick is too long, and he says that the girl "looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." So no, not so original.
    Ha ha, I knew I recognised it from something. Very funny line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    "But in fairness to her she would suck de chrome off a hitch!"

    Got a good laugh out of that!
    Ted Walsh's " I once rode her mother" quote. Dunno whether he was referring to a Grand National winner or an Escort that he had the pleasure of meeting.

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    yeah who cares if its original or not, its still funny! and i think highwayman meant in realation to reviews its an original comment and was not talking about its actual origin!! I remember reading a review for alana "sucks like a dyson hover" was the commet
    but i cant find the link for it now , thought that was a good line! If i was to pick from my own reviews i would prob pick "if carslberg did escorts..... "

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    both funny comments may not be original but still made me laugh!
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