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    We have all had good and bad experiences either as being a client or as being an escort but what was your very worst or ugliest experience?
    My own was on a visit to a place in London. I entered and asked who was on and was given a name of someone and told they were with a client but would not be long. I sat down and looked at the television screen and seen myself on tv. Yes everything was being recorded and not a very pleasant feeling as I was uncomfortable enough to begin with. So I waited and waited and was eventually led into a room where I was introduced to a quite attractive lady. She said 'get your clothes off and I will be back in a minute'. Now being somewhat modest this was not what I expected so took off my top then she entered the room again naked and jumped on the bed. I asked do you do kissing and she replied 'yes luv but that's extra'. I didn't mind paying extra as was the only way I could see myself becoming aroused.
    Anyway, we proceeded to kiss and her tongue was half way down my throat when she grabbed my pe**s (not sure what I am allowed to write here so taking no chances) and said something like 'has little charlie gone to sleep'. I said to myself any fuc***g wonder! So I persevered but it was just not going to work as the whole episode had become pointless. I then said something like, 'that was very nice' and started to get dressed before making a very quick departure. All in all it was a very cold and ugly experience which I don't want to repeat so will be good to hear other stories.

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    My 2nd ever visit to an escort was an absolute disaster.
    I fell going up the stairs(concrete) and cut my hand and broke my phone.
    When I got to the appartment, as part of the small talk, I said to her that I didn't think it was a good idea for her to be quoting prices of various activities over the phone. I had called to see where she was based, get an available time etc and she just started listing of the price for this and that. After saying this to her, she decided that I might be a reporter and started searching my coat for a hidden camera of tape recorder. She calmed down after a few minutes when she realised I wasn't a reporter, helped clean the cut in my hand, but, no matter how hard she(and I) tried my 'little man' wouldn't wake up. I had paid for an hour but left after 30 mins.

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    My worst experience was actually my very first visit to an escort.

    I had arranged a meeting with a woman that is not on this website, found her on another website before I ended up here.

    Anyway, I walked there imagining how it would be, my God, could my imagination even be further from reality?

    When she opened the door, she looked nowhere like her pictures. She was blonde and Russian in her pictures, in real life blackhaired and way older than she advertised. She advertised 27, but if she had said 40, it would've been more likely for me to believe it. I was looking forward to some little chit chat before getting down to business, but not possible as she hardly spoke any English at all.

    She immediately completely undressed, jumped on the bed dragging me along. I was like 'Holy crap... I'm totally not attracted to this woman and now she expects me to just rush in and jump on her?' Even though I told her it might be difficult to get me turned no, she put on a condom and started performing oral on me... or something that looked like it, she was horrifiyingly bad.

    Then she just fiddled around with it and trying to talk to me... Very further than 'Where are you from?' didn't she get though. After 20 mins, she nearly kicked me out, after demanding her money. Look, it was my first time and I almost forgot to pay, I think that happens to all of us that it just slips our mind... Whenever I was with another lady, and I forgot it, she kindly said 'I think you forgot something' and I immediately made my apologies, to which she always responded that it doesn't matter.

    After that, she told me that I had to press the button to open the gate, said 'goodbye' and nearly slammed the door behind me. When I arrived at the gate, there was no button to be found. I searched for about 15 minutes until I called her, kindly asking if she could open the gate for me within her apartment. I don't know what I said wrong, but she started arguing about how stupid I was for not finding the button and a whole lot of other abuse (for that part, she was fluent in English weirdly enough).

    I grew tired of her abusing me and also, she was wasting my cellphone credit. So I was like 'can't you just open that bloody gate, you already answered the phone and it's just one press on a fucking button, then I'm out, and you're alone, and we're both happy.' She then answered by saying that she would do it, but also mail the website for putting me on the blacklist of clients...

    So, I'm now on some website on the 'bad client' list, and I honestly couldn't care less. I could've given up right there, right then, but thank God my next one was a whoooole lot better...

    Oh yeah, you could say 'should've read the reviews'... But apparently, they only allow fake reviews because she only got good reviews. I submitted a bad one, and it even never got published!

    I still have nightmares
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    Quote Originally Posted by robijntje View Post
    My worst experience was actually my very first visit to an escort.

    I had arranged a meeting with a woman that is not on this website, found her on another website before I ended up here.

    Anyway, I walked there imagining how it would be, my God, could my imagination even be further from reality?

    When she opened the door, she looked nowhere like her pictures. She was blonde and Russian in her pictures, in real life blackhaired and way older than she advertised. She advertised 27, but if she had said 40, it would've been more likely for me to believe it. I was looking forward to some little chit chat before getting down to business, but not possible as she hardly spoke any English at all.

    She immediately completely undressed, jumped on the bed dragging me along. I was like 'Holy crap... I'm totally not attracted to this woman and now she expects me to just rush in and jump on her?' Even though I told her it might be difficult to get me turned no, she put on a condom and started performing oral on me... or something that looked like it, she was horrifiyingly bad.

    Then she just fiddled around with it and trying to talk to me... Very further than 'Where are you from?' didn't she get though. After 20 mins, she nearly kicked me out, after demanding her money. Look, it was my first time and I almost forgot to pay, I think that happens to all of us that it just slips our mind... Whenever I was with another lady, and I forgot it, she kindly said 'I think you forgot something' and I immediately made my apologies, to which she always responded that it doesn't matter.

    After that, she told me that I had to press the button to open the gate, said 'goodbye' and nearly slammed the door behind me. When I arrived at the gate, there was no button to be found. I searched for about 15 minutes until I called her, kindly asking if she could open the gate for me within her apartment. I don't know what I said wrong, but she started arguing about how stupid I was for not finding the button and a whole lot of other abuse (for that part, she was fluent in English weirdly enough).

    I grew tired of her abusing me and also, she was wasting my cellphone credit. So I was like 'can't you just open that bloody gate, you already answered the phone and it's just one press on a fucking button, then I'm out, and you're alone, and we're both happy.' She then answered by saying that she would do it, but also mail the website for putting me on the blacklist of clients...

    So, I'm now on some website on the 'bad client' list, and I honestly couldn't care less. I could've given up right there, right then, but thank God my next one was a whoooole lot better...

    Oh yeah, you could say 'should've read the reviews'... But apparently, they only allow fake reviews because she only got good reviews. I submitted a bad one, and it even never got published!

    I still have nightmares
    Wow. Maybe she thought that because it was 15 minutes later, that you were playing a joke on her and trying to get back in, is that possible? Escorts can be very suspicious as there are constantly rivals or losers wasting their time, which I'm sure you know. Otherwise you could have her for imprisonment. She could also have been on drugs or something.

    The vast majority of the escorts ask for the money first now, I think that's fair enough when you know what sort of guys there are going around. Bump for great justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Wow. Maybe she thought that because it was 15 minutes later, that you were playing a joke on her and trying to get back in, is that possible? Escorts can be very suspicious as there are constantly rivals or losers wasting their time, which I'm sure you know. Otherwise you could have her for imprisonment. She could also have been on drugs or something.

    The vast majority of the escorts ask for the money first now, I think that's fair enough when you know what sort of guys there are going around. Bump for great justice.
    Hmm... I never looked at it like that... Well, I'm not stupid nor blind and I really couldn't find that button! Maybe she was talking about a different gate or something like that, I don't know, and as I said I don't care, I'm just erasing it from my memory .

    Drugs... Unlikely, she seemed quite sane and relaxed though, and her pupils weren't dilated, I would've seen it, I always look people in the eye during first contacts.

    Oh well, it's probably a miracle I didn't give up punting right there and then, but yeah, I couldn't believe the escorting world was filled with this sort of scams... Next punt proved that point
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    Is this the locus the hallowed focus, where grace love and harmony combine?


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