You know that email about the best answers ever on Larry Gogan's Just-A-Minute Quiz?
LARRY: Name a dangerous race?
CALLER: The Arabs.
LARRY: Complete this phrase. "As happy As -"
CALLER: Ummmm....
LARRY: Think of me for the answer...
CALLER: A pig in shit!!!
LARRY: Name the capital of France?
CALLER: F.
LARRY: Name an occupation where you might use a torch?
CALLER: A burglar.
LARRY: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?
CALLER: A horse?
LARRY: Name something a cat does?
CALLER: Goes to the toilet!
LARRY: Name a sign of the Zodiac?
CALLER: April.
LARRY: Name something you open, other than a door?
CALLER: Your bowels?
LARRY: What star do travellers follow?
CALLER: Joe Dolan!
Which proves that we have our fair share of fools