Why I stopped watching cricket

**westcorklad** · 19-10-10, 20:15

How about synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics both of which are in the Olympics?

**WD-40** · 19-10-10, 20:23

Originally Posted by westcorklad

How about synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics both of which are in the Olympics?

synchronized swimming is being moved to the winter olympics so all the contestents will freeze and eventually die and rhythmic gymnastics is being moved to the special olympics because they are all,emm, special

**Monkeynut** · 19-10-10, 20:29

Why would a man watch cricket .... its for weirdos

**WD-40** · 19-10-10, 20:31

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Why would a man watch cricket .... its for weirdos

i love weirdos,especially the weird ones

**Dirty Harry** · 19-10-10, 20:44

Originally Posted by Doozer

Cuz cricket is as good as watching paint dry
glorified rounders I say

and thats the truth

**Monkeynut** · 19-10-10, 20:55

Originally Posted by WD-40

i love weirdos,especially the weird ones

Yeah ........... never thought of that

**WD-40** · 19-10-10, 20:57

lads the real reason he stopped watching cricket is....................
it wasnt over until half six but aerobics oz style was on sky sports two at half 5,only one winner

**benin** · 19-10-10, 21:58

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Why would a man watch cricket .... its for weirdos

i dont like cricket....i love it

its a great game ...and the second most popular sport in the world after football

**Forrest** · 19-10-10, 22:39

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their Father's did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry, etc. etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his Father.

'My Father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of the other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him'.

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask if that was really true. 'No' said Billy 'he plays CRICKET for IRELAND, but I was just too embarrassed to say'.

**rooney** · 19-10-10, 22:54

think cricket is either a sport u love r hate, i personally love it

england vs australia the ashes starting next month, cant wait for it..

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