The most boring game on the planet. Never started watching it
The most boring game on the planet. Never started watching it
lovethegirls (19-10-10)
Never understood it. A friend of mine loves it and ive tries to understand it but just cant.
“Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same”
Alan Ball
Justice For The 96
I would consider cricket to have the bare minimum athleticism to qualify as a sport. That is the only thing good I can say about it. If a "sport" isnt as athletic as cricket, then it isnt one imo.
Snooker, anyone?
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
Heathens the lot of you.
What other sport allows you to sit around for half the day enjoying the sunshine? What other sport has a break for tea where you get to gorge yourself on delicious cakes and sandwiches and if you're lucky, a french fancy or two?And perhaps most importantly, what other sport offers you all this and the ability to get out of the house for pretty much the whole day at the weekend so you dont have to play with the kids or spend time with the Mrs!
As for watching it, ladies cricket has a lot going for it!
Yeah lets also drive out motor racing F1 (The car is doing all the work ffs) Horse riding (Jocky just sits there) Shooting range style sports ( In a Northern Irish accent ' What ? you want me to shoot them?, sur there not even movin)
Now lets include as sports Advanced tiddle winks, Extreme masturbabtion ( I always end up hot and sweaty after it) and Twister (Youll have more injuries than Paul McGrath after palying that)