Yeah lets also drive out motor racing F1 (The car is doing all the work ffs) Horse riding (Jocky just sits there) Shooting range style sports ( In a Northern Irish accent ' What ? you want me to shoot them?, sur there not even movin)
Now lets include as sports Advanced tiddle winks, Extreme masturbabtion ( I always end up hot and sweaty after it) and Twister (Youll have more injuries than Paul McGrath after palying that)
Heathens the lot of you.
What other sport allows you to sit around for half the day enjoying the sunshine? What other sport has a break for tea where you get to gorge yourself on delicious cakes and sandwiches and if you're lucky, a french fancy or two?And perhaps most importantly, what other sport offers you all this and the ability to get out of the house for pretty much the whole day at the weekend so you dont have to play with the kids or spend time with the Mrs!
As for watching it, ladies cricket has a lot going for it!
It was amazing how many people claimed they liked cricket when Ireland beat Pakistan.
I remember looking at it in the boozer and everyone cheering not knowing what they were cheering at but still cheering.
“Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same”
Alan Ball
Justice For The 96
actually i know a lad that plays for the irish cricket team,..............hes a prick, cricket stinks like hairy toes in cotton socks on a hot summers day,
mam mammy mam mam mam mammy