Have any escorts or clients had any funny experiences or shock of visits where one or other person's dentures have fallen out. Not looking for any names by the way!
Have any escorts or clients had any funny experiences or shock of visits where one or other person's dentures have fallen out. Not looking for any names by the way!
No dentures but I was happily giving someone a head massage when their scalp came away in my hand. After the lovely client managed to calm me down he quickly slapped his toupee back on. Still makes me smile today.
Last edited by lucy chambers; 19-10-10 at 15:03.
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magicalman9357 (19-10-10)
magicalman9357 (19-10-10)
magicalman9357 (19-10-10)
hha ha very good that just reminds me of when i was a very young lad and was doing work experience in this garage which i bloody hated.. the boss man had a jet black toupee it was shaped like a tea cosy lol everyone was laughing and talking about this till one day i was carrying a lorry battery out side with him he was a big strong guy compared to me then.. it was a very strong windy day and the wind caught his tea cosy toupee and it blew off i droped my side of the battery that i was carrying and pissed my pants laughing he went after his wig...like a mad man i just went back to the school and said thats it i ain't going back there again he hated me anyway...thats when i went into engineering ..
Lucy Chambers (19-10-10)
That is soooooooooo funny
I was 4 or 5 years old when we were visiting some friends of my parents. Out by the pool and they decided a swim was on the cards. He took of his hair and she took off a prosthetic lower leg. I was devastated for days, because I believed everyone could assemble and disassemble themselves and each time I tried it on myself, it hurt.
Dirty Harry (19-10-10)