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    I've been reading a few of the reviews from the top guns on here and honestly I think some of these lads are nothing short of deluded.

    Writing poems to the escorts and telling each and every one of them that they're the best they've ever met? How they'd would stay with them forever if circumstances were different? Errrr what circumstances? you mean you stop ridding 100 escorts a year or she give up and you both fall happily in love? Honest to sweet jaysis some of you lads are losing touch with reality.

    Lads if you're going to write a review make it useful for us to read and spare us your stories about 'how you really connected' 'we became one' or the flowers and love hearts you sent them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Magoo View Post
    I've been reading a few of the reviews from the top guns on here and honestly I think some of these lads are nothing short of deluded.

    Writing poems to the escorts and telling each and every one of them that they're the best they've ever met? How they'd would stay with them forever if circumstances were different? Errrr what circumstances? you mean you stop ridding 100 escorts a year or she give up and you both fall happily in love? Honest to sweet jaysis some of you lads are losing touch with reality.

    Lads if you're going to write a review make it useful for us to read and spare us your stories about 'how you really connected' 'we became one' or the flowers and love hearts you sent them.
    There are three kinds of reviewer:

    1) The Narcissist
    This guy wants to have more reviews than anyone else, he collects escorts like trophies.
    2) The Critic
    A close relative of the Narcissist, this guy thinks visiting escorts is like going to a restaurant and thinks he is the Michelin guide
    3) The Thank-you man
    A punter who leaves reviews because he wants to send the escort a thank you after a good punt. This guy will never leave bad reviews.

    I think your poem writers are of the last kind. But why not? Has visiting an escort never been an emotional experience for you? Personally, if I don't write a review within a few hours I will never write one. The post-punting glow probably influence my reviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishermansoul View Post
    3) The Thank-you man
    A punter who leaves reviews because he wants to send the escort a thank you after a good punt.
    That's me! Yeah!!!! What do I win????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Magoo View Post
    I've been reading a few of the reviews from the top guns on here and honestly I think some of these lads are nothing short of deluded.

    Writing poems to the escorts and telling each and every one of them that they're the best they've ever met? How they'd would stay with them forever if circumstances were different? Errrr what circumstances? you mean you stop ridding 100 escorts a year or she give up and you both fall happily in love? Honest to sweet jaysis some of you lads are losing touch with reality.

    Lads if you're going to write a review make it useful for us to read and spare us your stories about 'how you really connected' 'we became one' or the flowers and love hearts you sent them.
    But sure look its nice to look back on something in anice way i guess. If they are happy being whatever then what harm. Better to look back and have a smile in your heart then a thorn in your side i guess.

    where did that come from? Never knew it was in me.
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishermansoul View Post
    There are three kinds of reviewer:

    1) The Narcissist
    This guy wants to have more reviews than anyone else, he collects escorts like trophies. And is convinced he is gods gift to womankind.
    2) The Critic
    A close relative of the Narcissist, this guy thinks visiting escorts is like going to a restaurant and thinks he is the Michelin guide
    3) The Thank-you man
    A punter who leaves reviews because he wants to send the escort a thank you after a good punt. This guy will never leave bad reviews.

    I think your poem writers are of the last kind. But why not? Has visiting an escort never been an emotional experience for you? Personally, if I don't write a review within a few hours I will never write one. The post-punting glow probably influence my reviews.
    4)The Informer
    Feels it is his duty to inform all in graphic detail, starting from her head to her toes about the entire punt, even down to the color of the throw pillows.
    5) The Rambler
    Not a coherent thought in sight for this lad, uses not punctuation, or capital letters and writes in run-on sentences.
    6) The Cryptic
    Writes in an a sort of code known only to himself.
    7) The B-List Novelist
    Writes an epic tale of punting lore, which leaves even the lady he visited wondering who the hell he is on about.
    8) The Realist
    A rare creature indeed, he manages to stick to the salient points of the punt. Limiting it to the actual details of the encounter.


    There fixed it.
    Last edited by Violette; 16-10-10 at 21:19.

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    I wouldn't call my visits 'emotional', I'm there for fun and games. I don't want to sound like an escort now but emotions don't come into play when I visit, I live in the real world.

    I think the poem writers fall into a fourth category, the fantasists. They actually believe that something other than money was exchanged between the two of them. The reviewer I'm referring to seems to have fallen in love with just about every escort he's every been with.

    Good answer though, you're spot on.


    I hope you like the flowers I sent you,
    I miss you with all my heart and can't wait till our next encounter,
    you truly are my world and I would marry you if I could.
    Love Magoo xxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    4)The Informer
    Feels it is his duty to inform all in graphic detail, starting from her head to her toes about the entire punt, even down to the color of the throw pillows.
    5) The Rambler
    Not a coherent thought in sight for this lad, uses not punctuation, or capital letters and writes in run-on sentences.
    6) The Cryptic
    Writes in an a sort of code known only to himself.
    7) The B-List Novelist
    Writes an epic tale of punting lore, which leaves even the lady he visited wondering who the hell he is on about.
    8) The Realist
    A rare creature indeed, he manages to stick to the salient points of the punt. Limiting it to the actual details of the encounter.


    There fixed it.
    9) The rebutter.
    Writes in a style strangely reminiscent of the text on the escort's profile page. This reviewer's reviews are always positive, and appear soon after a negative review.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    10. The Pimp. Doesn't speak or write English well. Copies and pastes inappropriately. Usually less than 3 reviews, all of escorts with less than 2 reviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Magoo View Post
    I wouldn't call my visits 'emotional', I'm there for fun and games. I don't want to sound like an escort now but emotions don't come into play when I visit, I live in the real world.

    I think the poem
    Emotions are real, you can still feel emotions with someone and not let them guide your better judgement. A punt where merely money and fluids are exchanged ranks very low in my view. Regarding fantasists, an escort is selling nothing but fantasy, if it were otherwise we would simply wank in our beds on our own. Everyone who visits an escort is a fantasist.

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    11. The Escort. Trying to drum up some business
    The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
    Make instruments to plague us

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