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    Posting when tipsy- not a good idea. But some of my best one liners are when tipsy- I have the furious emails to confirm it...


    So..do you or don't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Posting when tipsy- not a good idea. But some of my best one liners are when tipsy- I have the furious emails to confirm it...


    So..do you or don't you?
    You have good oneliners?

    Badum-tish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by corkpunter View Post
    You have good oneliners?

    Badum-tish!
    Yup, here's one


    You promised you would respect me in the morning, oh cad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Posting when tipsy- not a good idea. But some of my best one liners are when tipsy- I have the furious emails to confirm it...


    So..do you or don't you?
    When I'm tipsy
    most of my one-liners
    take at least 3 lines.
    Last edited by Iashaf; 15-10-10 at 21:25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iashaf View Post
    When I'm tipsy
    most of my one-liners
    take at least 3 lines.
    And mine. I tried the recipe. It wasn't bad.
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    "hello........... you still want the booty call? cool, see you in ten"

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    Nah, try..

    Hello, did I mention i hate you today? Shall I tell you why? Shall I also tell you exactly why you were the crappiest shag in the history of christiandom?..


    Mmm. Perhaps not.
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 15-10-10 at 21:52.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Nah, try..

    Hello, did I mention i hate you today? Shall I tell you why? Shall I also tell you exactly why you were the crappiest shag in the history of christiandom?..


    Mmm. Perhaps not.
    Lucy, you said you weren't going to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Nah, try..

    Hello, did I mention i hate you today? Shall I tell you why? Shall I also tell you exactly why you were the crappiest shag in the history of christiandom?..


    Mmm. Perhaps not.
    Was that me??????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Posting when tipsy- not a good idea. But some of my best one liners are when tipsy- I have the furious emails to confirm it...


    So..do you or don't you?
    I don’t know about tipsy Lucy but when I’m drunk me going near my PC or mobile can be a very dangerous carry-on, best example lately was not long ago I got full and so I thought it would be a good idea at the time to send Pat a PM, it was nothing bad I just thought at the time it would be great to thank her for helping me not to be an unemployment statistic and I give her a run down of my life story, next day I realised what I’d done and I was so embarrassed. Thankfully Pat ignored the PM and put it down to be just being a dick with drink.
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