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    Posting when tipsy- not a good idea. But some of my best one liners are when tipsy- I have the furious emails to confirm it...


    So..do you or don't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Posting when tipsy- not a good idea. But some of my best one liners are when tipsy- I have the furious emails to confirm it...


    So..do you or don't you?
    You have good oneliners?

    Badum-tish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by corkpunter View Post
    You have good oneliners?

    Badum-tish!
    Yup, here's one


    You promised you would respect me in the morning, oh cad...

    Lol...L x
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Posting when tipsy- not a good idea. But some of my best one liners are when tipsy- I have the furious emails to confirm it...


    So..do you or don't you?
    When I'm tipsy
    most of my one-liners
    take at least 3 lines.
    Last edited by Iashaf; 15-10-10 at 22:25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.britvic View Post
    me...i never try to post when drinking .....accidient wainting to happen ...like txting when drunk.......message to the wrong number!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Its actually worse when you ring. It is so much more clinical reading it back, but hearing it back on tape in the police cell is traumatic...


    That was a joke, BTW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iashaf View Post
    When I'm tipsy
    most of my one-liners
    take at least 3 lines.
    And mine. I tried the recipe. It wasn't bad.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    "hello........... you still want the booty call? cool, see you in ten"

    Game over

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    Nah, try..

    Hello, did I mention i hate you today? Shall I tell you why? Shall I also tell you exactly why you were the crappiest shag in the history of christiandom?..


    Mmm. Perhaps not.
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 15-10-10 at 22:52.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Nah, try..

    Hello, did I mention i hate you today? Shall I tell you why? Shall I also tell you exactly why you were the crappiest shag in the history of christiandom?..


    Mmm. Perhaps not.
    Lucy, you said you weren't going to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Nah, try..

    Hello, did I mention i hate you today? Shall I tell you why? Shall I also tell you exactly why you were the crappiest shag in the history of christiandom?..


    Mmm. Perhaps not.
    Was that me??????????????

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