Chat up lines

[alexis]

Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

haha! that one is sweet! im a sucker for compliments, id jump into bed with them if someone said that to me!lol!

[T1000]

haha! that one is sweet! im a sucker for compliments, id jump into bed with them if someone said that to me!lol!

Been told that was too cheesy, I must frequent whatever establishment you go out in

[alexis]

Been told that was too cheesy, I must frequent whatever establishment you go out in

haha!! you have a bit of an unfair advantage over other men now, knowing exactly what to say to get me into bed!lol!

[Forrest]

I heard an interesting chat up line on the radio today.
It's a lady featured in a new reality Tv show, Fade Street, where she has to use chat up lines on the male participants.

This is one of the lines she used: "I'm like a Domino's Pizza. if you don't come in 30 seconds, you get a bit extra free"

[robijntje]

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!


If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.


Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?


I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.


My name is Justin. Justincredible.


There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

[Forrest]

Corny Pick Up Lines
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs.... what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'm cute?

[Cat 2 Sexy]

Your face would look beautiful on my pillow

[ciara]

i love your jeans , they really make your package pop !!!
llol heard it on the tele the other day had me in stitches :P

[dave1dave]

Or how about..Hey Ciara, I hope you are feeling better. How about I come around and give you a nice slow hot oil massage.

[longtipp]

How about a realy meaningful one night stand?

Actually worked for me once, at a conference. Girl had already said she didn't do one night stands.