Have you got a coat? Yes, why? Get it- you have pulled
Do you need 20 pence? No, why? Someone needs to ring your mum and tell her you wont be home.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
Lucy Chambers (15-10-10)
We can do this one of two ways;
Rohypnol or necrophilia....Your decision.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
I think the only line I ever used was "You are much too good looking to be with him". It worked too.
Do you take it up the ass?