How many guys here have had a stupid girlfriend in their time ?
By stupid, I mean a girlfriend who, despite a sexually appealing appearance, was as thick as a plank of wood ?
I have had 1 or 2 in my past, yes the sex (especially at the beginning) can be good, but there comes a time when you relize " this one is thick"
Guys who have been in this position will know exactly what I mean.
It could be when she cant cook a tin of beans without starting a fire in the kitchen, or it could be when she drives your car into the garage door- because she "forgot " where the fucking car 's brake was.
The only upside is the sex, she is a thick as a plank, but by fuck when in bed on a dark cold night with her you feel like the center of the universe, there is nowhere else in the world you would rather be at that precise time, I once got the memorable line - "will you cum on my tits? An article in my magazine says male cum makes them bouncier !" And she was fucking serious saying this !
It was, as they said in the "Godfather"- an offer I couldnt refuse!
Stupid Girlfriends- Only good for one thing only !
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
Stupid Girlfriends !
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