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    Has anyone seen my mittens? I'm sure I left them around here somewhere.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 69patrick69 View Post
    Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
    no cooking with onions works better

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    Quote Originally Posted by vampirejackie View Post
    no cooking with onions works better
    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 69patrick69 View Post
    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
    great fact, mine use them all, i love chatterbox cats lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by vampirejackie View Post
    great fact, mine use them all, i love chatterbox cats lol
    In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 69patrick69 View Post
    In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow!
    If thats the case, how do they pee then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vampirejackie View Post
    If thats the case, how do they pee then!
    maybe mr dyson could answer that question


    In the Republic of Panama Prostitutes can't work on Good Friday or Election Day.


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