You'll still be 5'10 1/2 with platforms. They don't change your height. Try breaking both your legs, stretching them, and then inserting metal spacers between the broken ends of bones. This will give you an extra few inches.
I'm 6'4 and yes it makes a tremendous difference in life being so wonderfully tall. Tremendous.
As for your tubbiness... Eat less sweets and chocolate, and exercise. Repeat until dead. Or wear striped jumpers (can't remember if its vertical or horizontal stripes that makes you look thinner, probably vertical I'd say)
I hope you're not balding too. That would be cruel.
Last edited by BootSlick55; 13-10-10 at 10:16.
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