To wank or not to wank that is the question.

[Mousey]

Save up your nuts like a good squirrel, John.

And, as our Lord says in the Book of Deedin, "... when thou deedin well feelest the vinegar stroke coming on, deedin thou shalt cry out in a loud voice, uncover thy manhood, and unleasheth both barrels of schmock schmustard all over thy ladyfriend's boobies. Yea, verily, and thou shalt know that I am the Lord."