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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    Baby I'm not a man and i'm cringing and grimacing with the thought!!!!

    Please pm me the name of that device please Kelly....... interesting!!!!
    me too cringing... Yes please pm me the name of the device. I know there are a few out there and I want one!! but dont know if I want mine tighter than vice grips!
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    So are you looking for the position of boyfriend to be filled Kelly?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    well i recently broke me boyfriend so thats finnished so i was thinking wot my dream man would be
    so here goes me list

    hair: long will accept shorter styles if it dosnt look chavy, nothing better than having long hair when your on top very sexy

    body: medium build, dont want skinny as dont like bone digging into me, but must be able to see cock past the belly
    nice and hairy, i do like a manly man,

    bum: must have a good biting arse and something to spank

    nipples: oh pierced nipples oh baby aye

    cock: 6+ inches with a nice girth (must not bend) pierced would be great :P

    body art: tattooos are a must i find them quiet erotic (but must not be politic or football related) i once had a man covered in norn tatoos so sexy i felt like he was me vicking man

    strength: must be able to handle me, i can be quiet agressive in bed so i need, some one that can handle me (no point having one that is terrified when im close to an orgasm

    likes: must like rock, metal etc, horror films, books like john norman, james herbert, stephen king etc

    be easy going relaxed and chilled out, and doesnot dress like a chav

    if you match this criteria fill in application lol

    well wots your list for the dream man or woman ?????
    Shouldnt be a prob turning one up. Now heres where im constipated sweetie. You said before you like older men yet in your dream man you left this bit out. Im disappointed in you sweetie. I thought all the golden oldies on here would be in with a fighting chance before the final drop of the boyo.

    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    when i get home il hoke out the box and pm you, the details
    The box as in 'the box' or the packaging lol I am sorry but this is too funny is that hoke or poke??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Navan Punter View Post
    So are you looking for the position of boyfriend to be filled Kelly?????
    Oh, we could play around with this sentence so much! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    Baby I'm not a man and i'm cringing and grimacing with the thought!!!!

    Please pm me the name of that device please Kelly....... interesting!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Liberty Love View Post
    me too cringing... Yes please pm me the name of the device. I know there are a few out there and I want one!! but dont know if I want mine tighter than vice grips!
    Kelly tells us about a device she used to tighten her flower and as a result she ended up breaking her fellas mickey and ye 2 want to buy one! I meet none of your criteria, honest (lion runs away as quick as he can )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Shouldnt be a prob turning one up. Now heres where im constipated sweetie. You said before you like older men yet in your dream man you left this bit out. Im disappointed in you sweetie. I thought all the golden oldies on here would be in with a fighting chance before the final drop of the boyo.

    Westside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    well i recently broke me boyfriend so thats finnished so i was thinking wot my dream man would be
    so here goes me list

    hair: long will accept shorter styles if it dosnt look chavy, nothing better than having long hair when your on top very sexy

    body: medium build, dont want skinny as dont like bone digging into me, but must be able to see cock past the belly
    nice and hairy, i do like a manly man,

    bum: must have a good biting arse and something to spank

    nipples: oh pierced nipples oh baby aye

    cock: 6+ inches with a nice girth (must not bend) pierced would be great :P

    body art: tattooos are a must i find them quiet erotic (but must not be politic or football related) i once had a man covered in norn tatoos so sexy i felt like he was me vicking man

    strength: must be able to handle me, i can be quiet agressive in bed so i need, some one that can handle me (no point having one that is terrified when im close to an orgasm

    likes: must like rock, metal etc, horror films, books like john norman, james herbert, stephen king etc

    be easy going relaxed and chilled out, and doesnot dress like a chav

    if you match this criteria fill in application lol

    well wots your list for the dream man or woman ?????
    ten years ago i might have been your cup of tea but now i am clean cut pretty much got rid of the long hair....sorry kelly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    well i recently broke me boyfriend so thats finnished so i was thinking wot my dream man would be
    so here goes me list

    hair: long will accept shorter styles if it dosnt look chavy, nothing better than having long hair when your on top very sexy

    body: medium build, dont want skinny as dont like bone digging into me, but must be able to see cock past the belly
    nice and hairy, i do like a manly man,

    bum: must have a good biting arse and something to spank

    nipples: oh pierced nipples oh baby aye

    cock: 6+ inches with a nice girth (must not bend) pierced would be great :P

    body art: tattooos are a must i find them quiet erotic (but must not be politic or football related) i once had a man covered in norn tatoos so sexy i felt like he was me vicking man

    strength: must be able to handle me, i can be quiet agressive in bed so i need, some one that can handle me (no point having one that is terrified when im close to an orgasm

    likes: must like rock, metal etc, horror films, books like john norman, james herbert, stephen king etc

    be easy going relaxed and chilled out, and doesnot dress like a chav

    if you match this criteria fill in application lol

    well wots your list for the dream man or woman ?????
    Damn, if only I had tattoos and pierced nips.

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